I dream about a monster, about you!

Your village called, their idiot is missing

Roses are red, violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the ZOO!

What are you looking at?

Get stoned, drink cement

When being ugly would make money, you would be Bill Gates!

Excuse me, but I think my karma just ran over your dogma

You smell like the splashboard of an Indian urinal during mango season

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception

Welcome to loserville. Population: you

It's people like you who give scum a bad name

Your mama is so fat, when she sings, its over

Recommended for you: "Windows For Dummies"

I'd smack you but shit splatters!

It's not that I am anti-social. I just don't like you

Harrasing me about my smoking may be hazardous to your health!

I've had fun before. This isn't it

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend/girlfriend thinks so